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今時今日問10個人有什麼願望，9個人會答:身體健康！這些日子，疫症肆虐，人人都要增強抵抗力，才能與病毒共存；拉闊點看，人類平均壽命延長了，不好好保養自己等老了體弱多病的話，苦了自己也苦了家人，怎過意得去！。胆小怕事、身体羸弱的马文·曼格（罗伯·施奈德 Rob Schneider 饰）却一心想成为父亲那样勇猛威武的警察，不过由于性格原因，他充其量只能在警察局证物科担当管理员。生活中他得不到任何尊重，同侪嘲笑，小孩戏弄，甚至连邻居家的狗也欺负他。 某天，独自在警察局值班的马文接到报警电话，可是所有警察都去球场尽情玩乐。万般无奈之下，马文独自驾车出警，却遭遇一场严重的车祸，命悬一线。危难之时，他被一个神秘之人搭救，醒来时发现自己毫发无损。然而此后马文却显露出许多动物特有的习性，原来神秘人为其移植了动物器官。马文的生活由此发生巨大转变……。One day, thinking that it will make your wife and friends smile, you shave off the moustache that you have had for the last ten years. No one notices or, even worse, everyone pretends not to notice and your smile soon fades. Before being wiped off your face. You insist but people tell you that you've never had a moustache. Are you going mad? Are people trying to make you think you are? Or has something in the world's order gone awry at your expense? Adapting his own 1986 novel, Emmanuel Carrère – whose books Class Trip and The Adversary became Cannes Competition titles by Claude Miller and Nicole Garcia, respectively – provides a feast of sustained tension as the man's wife and his closest friends deny that he ever had a moustache. Viewers who like their conclusions tidy may rebel, but those who relish outstanding performances in the service of an intriguing idea will be entertained. The film won the Label Europa Cinemas Prize at Directors' Fortnight in Cannes. 一天，你滿心以為給妻子和朋友開個玩笑，把蓄了十年的鬍子刮掉。但可惜完全被人忽視了，或更可悲的是每個人都假裝看不到，很快，你得意的笑容不見了，笑臉再也掛不住。你堅持，但所有人都跟你說你從未蓄過鬍子。莫非你神經錯亂？是否所有人都想令你以為自己瘋掉了？又或者，是因為你的緣故而搞亂了世界的某種秩序？ 本片是導演艾曼雷．卡雷爾改編自他自己一九八六年出版的小說。他的另外兩本小說《 Class Trip 》及《 The Adversary 》曾分別被葛羅特．米勒及妮歌．加西亞兩位導演改編成電影並先後成為康城影展的參選影片。在本片中，因為男人的妻子和老友否認他曾經蓄鬍子而令整個故事維持在緊張的氣氛中。 喜歡結局完整的觀眾可能會感到不高興，但欣賞引人入勝的故事和精湛演技的觀眾則會看得津津有味。本片在康城影展的導演雙週中奪得歐洲電影標籤大獎。 Source: The 34th French Cinepanorama, Hong Kong。